Jasper: It’s all pointless, Annie. All of it. Life. It’s a joke. It’s painful. It’s humiliating. And I’m over it. Well, what’s the point? What’s the point to life? You don’t love me anymore. Do you?
Jared: I can teach you how to speak in a posh accent! Interviewer: Alright go. Jared: What do you call the thing we breath? Everyone: Air! Jared: What do you call the stuff that's on your head? Everyone: Hair! Jared: And where does a lion sleep? Everyone: Lair! Jared: And put it all together! Interviewer:*forced* haha